I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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