i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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