I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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