when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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