I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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