Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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