I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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