i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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