What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize
