Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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