i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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