i just google imaged poop.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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