shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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