id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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