dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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