Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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