So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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