you traded sex for a burrito?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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