that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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