We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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