No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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