sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
smell my finger.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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