and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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