were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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