Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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