my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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