its not stalking. its research.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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