im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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