Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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