I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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