Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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