Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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