Plan B is the new Plan A
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
