hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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