It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
