who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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