...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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