operation have a gay friend backfired
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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