I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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