I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I love how my cats smell like pot.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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