I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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