Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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