So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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