Don't make out with my wife yet
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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