The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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