"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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