Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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