How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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