i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
nutella sex= disaster
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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