Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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